I would literally die of happiness if they were running towards me! PLEASE SOMEONE GET ME A FRENCHIE!
I can’t take it anymore!!! ahhh!!! I want a french bulldog so badly! I’m gonna go to bed and cry until someone gets me one or until I fall asleep!
David Tennant: making teenage girls fall in love with 42 year olds
I’m not a teenager but I agree <3
The term you’re looking for is “ergh”. Yes it looks sexy in a picture (although two teenagers can hardly be described as sexy) but the reality is this:
- One of you will find the water too hot, one will find it too cold
- you’ll over fill the bath so when you both get in it over flows
- Legs don’t fit so you try to get comfy thus splashing more water on the floor
- Candles will get extinguished by the water so then you’re in semi-darkness in a lukewarm bath and your legs stuck like you’re in a game of twister
- Once you both sit down you’re wedged so can’t move
- If you do move, say so the girl lies on the guy in a spoons postion so they can cuddle, the guys spine is then pushed into the hard plastic of the bath so then your back canes.
- If the bath is too hot instead of lukewarm, you’re now hot and sweaty with a painful back and painful legs as you’re stuck
- The girl will try and get comfy again and thus start doing that weird crab walk so she can shuffle herself into a better postion - REAL sexy.
- You’ll try to have sexytime, but a lady don’t work like that, her love lube gets washed away by the water, so lads all your “sexy touching” is just like a Chinese burn to her.
- One of you will slip in the soapy water, hit the other in the face and then you’re not talking for an hour
Baths together? No thanks
hahaha The Jordanator’s answer to this is amazing! He knows it all!
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